Hunter Biden’s Baby-Mama’s Tell-All to Hit During Dem Convention

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The former exotic dancer and mother of Hunter Biden’s child, Lunden Roberts, is set to drop a bombshell memoir smack in the middle of the Democratic National Convention. Talk about timing! The book, charmingly titled “Out of the Shadows: My Life Inside the Wild World of Hunter Biden,” is slated to hit shelves on August 20, right as Joe Biden hopes to snag a reelection nod in Chicago from August 19 to 22.

The memoir promises a riveting read, claiming Lunden is all set to “step into the light” (because the spotlight is clearly where it’s at). The book promises a tell-all about her chaotic ride with Hunter, complete with “broken trust” and what it’s like to single-handedly raise a Biden grandkid.

It took four years and media arm-twisting for President Joe Biden to acknowledge Navy Joan, his granddaughter, because nothing says family values like needing a press nudge to recognize your own blood.

According to the book, Hunter radiated a “live-for-the-moment” energy that she found attractive. In a tasty teaser, Roberts recalls her whimsical first encounter with Hunter, who was casually sorting his pipe collection in nothing but parrot-themed underwear. Sitting in Barack Obama’s old Senate chair, Roberts muses on Hunter’s “transparent” allure—because nothing says ‘trustworthy’ like a man in bird boxers organizing drug paraphernalia.

The book paints a vivid picture of Roberts’ rollercoaster life with Hunter, from impulsive moves to DC to domestic dramas worthy of a reality TV series. Think drug cooks in the office, strip club escapades where Hunter might swap lap-dancing tips and attempt to pole dance. Roberts describes attempting to defend Hunter from terrorists with big guns and mad MMA fighters. If you thought the infamous laptop stories were wild, buckle up for some more insane stuff.

So, if you’re keen on political dramas with a side of striptease, mark your calendars for this dazzling convention clash.