We can’t wait for Melania Trump to be America’s First Lady again, so she can rescue us from the mediocrity that is Jill Biden. Sorry. We meant to say DOCTOR Jill Biden. Doctor Jill’s latest failure at the basic duties of being a First Lady involved the women’s NCAA college basketball championships. It’s traditional for the White House to invite the national championship team for a visit after their big win. But not with Doctor Jill! She managed to invite both teams that played in the championship and insulted a bunch of people in the process.
Doctor Jill publicly put out her bizarre offer on Monday during a visit to Colorado. She praised both the LSU Tigers and the Iowa Hawkeyes for their performance over the weekend. Then, she offered to let both teams come to the White House.
“I know we’ll have the champions come to the White House; we always do. So, we hope LSU will come, but, you know, I’m going to tell Joe I think Iowa should come too because they played such a good game.”
A visit by two competing teams at the same time has never happened in all the history of administrations inviting champions to the White House. It’s one of the perks of winning a championship. Whether it’s a little league baseball team or an NFL team that just won the Super Bowl, the winners get the invite.
Not to be rude about it, but if the losing teams get invited, too, wouldn’t it diminish the winning team’s victory? Being a public school teacher, Doctor Jill has obviously absorbed the “everybody gets a trophy” mindset that has ruined competitive sports for millions of children over the years.
LSU’s star player Angel Reese blasted Doctor Jill’s bizarre invite to Iowa as “a joke.” And once again, Jill Biden manages to offend a whole bunch of people in the Democrat Party’s base because of her strangeness and ineptitude.
Her staff had to quickly walk back the statement on Tuesday.
Doctor Jill’s press secretary tweeted, “Her comments in Colorado were intended to applaud the historic game and all women athletes. She looks forward to celebrating the LSU Tigers on their championship win at the White House.”
These people are such liars. Doctor Jill was not applauding “all women athletes.” The exact quote she stated, was, “I’m going to tell Joe I think Iowa should come too because they played such a good game.”
This isn’t the first time that Jill Biden’s staff has had to shamefacedly walk back her comments. Doctor Jill has been famously insulting Hispanic voters – a key Democrat Party demographic – ever since the 2020 campaign when Old Joe stayed in the basement all year.
She stuck her foot in her mouth badly that year while campaigning for her invisible husband. She was wearing one of her trademark dresses fashioned from someone’s discarded couch cushions when she tried to fire up the crowd.
“Say it with me!” she yelled. “See, say, pwodway!” It was a total butchery of “Si, se puede!” which the Hispanic crowd didn’t appreciate. If you’re going to pander to a minority community, at least learn to pronounce your pandering statement correctly.
More recently, she said during a speech in Texas that the Hispanic community is as diverse as San Antonio’s breakfast tacos. Because that’s the extent of the Democrat Party’s true views on Hispanics: they’re a bunch of taco vendors.
Anyway, sorry about that, Iowa! It was probably exciting for about 5 minutes there when you thought you were going to get to visit the White House. Unfortunately for the Hawkeyes, Doctor Jill’s press secretary had to step in once again and correct a bad mistake by her boss.