Michelle Obama Says Barack’s Administration was “Scandal Free” But Here are the Receipts

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It’s pretty clear from Michelle Obama’s lackluster performance on her new podcast that she’s not going to have the energy to mount a presidential campaign in 2024, as some have been dreading. She’s never exactly been a “go-getter.” Mrs. Obama raised eyebrows this past week when she made the outlandish claim on her podcast that her husband’s eight-year time in the White House was “scandal-free.” This, of course, is an outlandish lie. And we have the receipts to prove it.

Michelle Obama’s new show is called “The Light Podcast.” Podcasting is apparently the new wealthy liberal women’s version of taking pictures of your fancy lunch for your Instagram page. Everybody’s doing it. In a recent episode, Michelle Obama was engaging in the favorite pastime of educated black women. Namely, she was complaining about how “tired” and “exhausted” she is all the time from all of the racism that’s keeping her down.

Michelle stated, “It was no accident that the administration was scandal-free.”

The really tired former First Lady who owns three mansions with her husband who used to be President of the United States added, “That weight is exhausting when you’re carrying that.”

Yeah. Must be exhausting.

Anyway, for those who have forgotten, here are just a few of the “scandal-free” incidents that happened during the Obama administration.

Immediately after appointing Eric Holder as his first Attorney General, Obama and his “wingman” Holder launched Operation Fast & Furious. This was an operation in which the Obama regime actually sold guns to the Sinaloa drug cartel. Their expressed goal for this program was that cartel violence would spill over the border from Mexico to the US, and result in Americans being killed. They wanted Americans to be killed because that would undermine the Second Amendment.

Then, they lost track of the guns, naturally. A .50 caliber sniper rifle was found in El Chapo’s jungle hideout when Hollywood actor Sean Penn tipped off the CIA to the cartel leader’s location. Yes, that actually happened. And multiple AK-47 rifles that were recovered from the Bataclan nightclub attack in Paris in 2015, in which 130 people were killed and more than 400 injured by Islamic terrorists.

Apparently, that’s not a SCANDAL in Michelle Obama’s eyes.

In one of the biggest scandals of his administration, Barack Obama actually appointed Hillary Clinton to an important job – Secretary of State. Look at how much misery that caused the entire world.

Remember Egypt and Libya? Those may not have been the nicest countries in the world to visit, but at least you could visit them before Secretary of State Crooked Hillary came along. Using the CIA and the Muslim Brotherhood, Hillary toppled both of those governments for no clearly defined reason. Muammar Qaddafi of Libya was literally cooperating as an ally with the United States in the War on Terror when Crooked Hillary had him killed and sodomized by the CIA and the Muslim Brotherhood. Libya has never recovered and it has opened slave markets running again for the first time in more than 100 years. Great job, Obama! No scandal there!

Not to mention the gun-running debacle in Benghazi, in which Hillary was running guns to the Muslim Brotherhood to try to topple the Assad government in Syria.

Then, Obama was caught directing Lois Lerner and her team at the IRS to target conservative organizations for political reasons. Obama had the NSA tap the phones of all of America’s allied leaders. He had to apologize to Angela Merkel in Germany when that happened. He also tapped the phones of AP reporters and targeted Fox News reporter James Rosen. He had the FBI bug Sheryl Attkisson’s computer where she worked at CBS News.

Obama also performed the first extra-judicial killings of American civilians in drone strikes overseas. Oh, and his first year in office, he firebombed a village in Yemen that was entirely filled with elderly people, women, and children, because he thought there might be an Al Qaeda leader there (Narrator’s voice: There was no Al Qaeda leader in the village at the time.). He killed more than 70 Yemeni civilians, most of whom were children, in that air strike.

These are just a tiny handful of the non-scandals that Michelle Obama says didn’t happen. Maybe she needs a nap. She looks tired.