You’ve got to picture this, friends, because it’s the kind of thing that sounds like it’s straight out of a bad movie. Late Monday night into Tuesday morning, a couple of Tesla joints got hit with arson attacks, and conservatives all over are shaking their heads at the madness. The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police got a call about a vehicle fire at a Tesla Collision Center on Badura Avenue—turns out some guy lit up multiple cars in the lot like it was a Fourth of July barbecue.
Here’s where it gets wild, and you’ll want to tell your buddies about this one. At almost the same time, over in Kansas City, Missouri, another Tesla dealership took a hit—police found a Cybertruck blazing away on State Line Road, and before firefighters could douse it, the flames jumped to a second truck parked nearby. Republicans reckon this isn’t random—it’s Trump haters losing their minds because Elon’s tight with the big guy now.
The cops aren’t playing around with what they’re finding out there. In Vegas, they’ve got no word yet on who did it or why, but they’re digging through the ashes with the Clark County Fire Department—significant damage, they say. Kansas City’s Bomb and Arson unit is on the case too, calling it suspicious—both spots scream intentional, and conservatives figure it’s the left’s latest tantrum over Trump’s 89 orders in 50 days turning the tide.
Let me lay this out for regular folks like us sitting around the kitchen table. These aren’t isolated oopsies—Oregon and Washington state saw Tesla attacks recently, and South Carolina had a guy torch a charging station, burning himself in the process. Republicans point to Elon’s DOGE gig—slashing $2 billion from the EPA—and his White House photo-op with Trump last week as the match lighting this fire—liberals can’t stand seeing their sacred cows cut.
The left’s probably wringing their hands, claiming it’s just “protest”—same bunch that shrugged at Biden’s 500,000 lost kids under HHS. “It’s not terror!” they’ll squeal—conservatives ask why they’re so quiet when Trump’s 82 percent speech approval from March 4 shows folks want action, not arson.
Here’s what it means when you’re paying the bills or filling the tank out there. Tesla’s not talking yet—News 3 and KMBC got no response—but posts on X are buzzing: “They’re mad Trump’s winning!” Republicans bet this is why 97 percent of the GOP backs him—he’s got Elon’s back while the left’s throwing Molotovs.
This is what happens when you’ve got a guy like Trump who doesn’t blink at the chaos—he’s pushing forward, and they’re burning stuff down. Conservatives figure it’s desperation—Biden’s $216 billion trade gap with Europe last year left us broke, and now Trump’s fixing it—liberals hate that he’s winning!
America’s watching a president who doesn’t bow to the crazies or their matches. Trump’s not just shrugging this off—he labeled Tesla attacks “domestic terrorism” last week, and conservatives love it because it’s their streets he’s guarding—let the left torch their own bridges!
