Prohibition 2.0: Joe Biden Wants to Restrict How Much Alcohol Americans Can Drink

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Joe Biden isn’t worried about fixing any of the problems that he has caused in the past two-and-a-half years. He doesn’t care about skyrocketing inflation, space lasers starting wildfires, our wide-open southern border, or out-of-control mortgage rates. He doesn’t care that the third-largest oil refinery in the United States burned to the ground last week or that gas prices are about to skyrocket to the highest level ever as a result. Do you know what he cares about? He thinks you’re drinking too much beer.

Biden’s health czar (whatever that is), George Koob, says the US Department of Agriculture is considering new guidelines on how much alcohol Americans are allowed to drink on a weekly basis. Describing the proposed guidelines as “strict,” Koob and the rest of the Biden regime only want Americans to have as much fun as Canadians.

Under current USDA guidelines, it’s recommended that men drink no more than 14 drinks per week (2 per day), and women drink only 7 drinks per week (1 per day). Under the new guidelines, the recommendation would be only two drinks per week for men and one drink per week for women. Good grief! Save some chicks for the rest of us, George Koob!

Koob says that there are “no benefits” to drinking alcohol, which is completely absurd. The quercetin in red wine, for example, has been scientifically proven to reduce cholesterol and improve heart health. Plus, beer and whiskey help us to forget the hellish existence of our lives as Joe Biden grinds the middle class into oblivion. What does he want us to do if he takes our beer away? Try fentanyl? Oh… probably.

The good news is that, at this point, these will only be more stupid recommendations from the federal government. Feel free to continue drinking as much as you want, as a giant middle finger of defiance to this unelected pack of clowns.