Arsonists Busted Setting Forest Fires in Canada So the Media Blames Global Warming

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Dozens of arsonists have been arrested for setting the swath of forest fires in Toronto that have blanketed New England in smoke for days now. Naturally, the weather cultists in the media blame “global warming” for all of the forest fires. This phenomenon has been going on for years now. The Democrat Party, liberal, and globalist activists in every Western country cause a problem, and then it’s blamed on the weather. The only solution, according to the high priests and priestesses of the weather cult, is to end capitalism and give them communist dictatorship powers over everything, so they can fix the weather.

As forest fires continue to break out in western, central, and now eastern Canada, the MSM continues to imply that global warming is to blame. If it’s really smoking in New York City or New England right now, blame yourself, you capitalist pig American! It’s because of global warming, insists the media.

Leftists have been pulling this scam on people for years now—and we have the receipts to prove it. First, the leader of the Canadian People’s Party, Maxime Bernier, has tweeted, “Several arsonists have been arrested in the past weeks in different provinces for lighting forest fires. But the lying woke media and politicians keep repeating that global warming is the cause.”

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) have now arrested arsonists in Yukon, Nova Scotia, British Columbia, and Alberta for setting forest fires. Spoiler alert: That’s not global warming!

Leftists have been causing environmental catastrophes for so long to try to prove that global warming is real that it has become a cliché hiding right in front of us all. If you don’t believe us, do yourself a favor and watch the second film that Daniel Craig played in the role of James Bond. It’s called “Quantum of Solace.”

In the film, the villain is buying up water stocks in countries and causing environmental catastrophes like droughts. Then, the villain holds fundraising parties and asks wealthy liberal donors to give him money to fight global warming.

In other words, the Bad Guy in “Quantum of Solace” is literally a caricature of Al Gore. A film like this could never get made today. It’s hilarious when you rewatch the movie and realize that the Bad Guy was Bill Clinton’s vice president. If you read Al Gore’s book “Earth in the Balance” next to the Unabomber’s manifesto, you’ll have trouble telling which one was a Democrat vice president and which one was a transgender serial killer. The two documents are that similar. (Happy Pride Month, by the way!)

It’s not like the Democrat Party arsonists are confined to Canada, either. Democrat Party donor Edward Wackerman (Hahahahah—his real name!) was just arrested for setting Yosemite National Forest on fire in 2022. The blaze destroyed more than 100 homes and injured multiple firefighters.

Wackerman (Hahahahah!) is not to be confused with Democrat Party donor Themis Matsoukas, who was arrested at a Pennsylvania state park for recording himself on his iPad while masturbating and forcing his dog to lick his butt. We can see how you could confuse Wackerman with Mastoukas, but they’re totally different people. By the way, what is it with Democrat baby boomers in parks these days? We should ban them from parks until we figure out what is happening!

Just because a forest fire starts these days does not mean that global warming is real. In fact, forest fires seem to increasingly be proof that global warming alarmists should be imprisoned to protect the rest of us from their calamitous fantasies about the end of the world.